President, The Lux Group, Inc.
As one of the most innovative Internet Development companies in the region, Lux prides itself on finding common sense solutions for its clients. In light of recent developments regarding the creation of microscopic blackholes by the Large Hadron Collider, Lux has taken steps to prevent its employees and contractors from taking similarly threatening actions.
As of today, Lux employees are prohibited from breaking the laws of thermodynamics in the office. Please see notice below, posted in the Lux facility. We hope other businesses follow our example and help keep the solar system safe!
